How to tie an Eldredge knot

It looks so professional!

I was gonna say ain't nobody got time fo dat, but I'm gonna do this the next time my parents drag me over to some fancy place where I have to wear a suit.

I tried tying this for my dad and faile miserably

I just tried this and i gotta say my tie looks spazzy.

I wish I had a school tie just so I could do this

Nailed it. Wait for the pic.