How to do the s*x

Ohhhh. It all makes sense now.

No wonder im pregnant.

Did they get this from smosh

Once when I was in sixth grade I had this obsession with knitting, and I used to keep a ball of yarn in my sweater pocket when I went out for recess, and one day a first grader went up to me and asked me if I was pregnant.... Friendly reminder that I am a guy....

I've never even held hands. :/

Does no one on this website know who Troyes Sivan is??? Best comment,

So, does this mean it is actually possible to get pregnant by touching things in public? O_O

When I was in ninth grade a girl faked being pregnant to get out of gym.

Always use protection *hands you a glove*

In year 6, a girl in my class did that. This was the same girl who swapped bras with her friends in class and once took one and never gave it back. Oh yeah, they also took apart tampons and pads under the table. Keep in mind she was 10 years old.