As close to perfect as you are going to get

People with ridiculously good acting skills.

And lumpy faces

And to-good-to-be-true cheekbones

*too

Oh right in the first one or the second?

I'm afraid I'm with 5h3r1ock3d on this one - I think he's marvellous. If you class someone as "weird" because of their name and "lumpy face" (which he doesn't have) then you strike me as rather shallow.

Thanks Jesus! Please, call me Sherlock.

Why of course, my sociopathic friend :)