If only it was that easy to find girls

Nope. You don't have approval you are both too young.

But. But. I'm number 5 on the leaderboard.

Did I stutter? No, now stay in your room.

Ok. (Tara you climb in using the windows)

Nope. You both stay in your own, separate, rooms or so help me I will change the wifi password and not tell either of you!!

Jokes on you I have unlimited 4G

Unless you pay for that yourself, no you don't.

We're sick of being oppressed! LARPers! Unite! For nerd love!

Did you get that from "The Summer I Became a Nerd"?

Haha I do pay for that myself.

Boy, if nolongeranon was my parent I don't think I could stay in the house for 18 years

Well thankfully I don't have any kids, yet, but when I do well you better pray for them.. I'm really not that bad there are just some things that I feel strongly about I'm actually a wonderful aunt, or so I've been told.

Its just change the WiFi password? That's my definition of true evil