I wish my mom realized this!

I think the right question is: Why we leave bed if we are going to come back to it anyway?

I think of that everytime my mum tries to get me to make my bed

Joys of a loft bed. I never make it an have a pile of blankets up there

why eat if you're gonna get hungry again

So mom doesn't clean your room and find your stash

I said this to my dad and his response was: 'Why wipe if you're gonna shit again'

True

why eat when you're gonna get hungry again antways?

Why take showers of you are gonna gey dirty again

Why clean your butt if you are going to shit again?

That's why I make my bed BEFORE I go to sleep. Much nicer that way.

I saw something the other day and it said why eat if you're gonna die anyways? Well yeah good point but....FOOD!!

I sleep on top of my sheets so all I have to do in the morning is move the pillows and fold a small blanket that I have used... Or I can hide it under my bed

Why do you wipe your ass when you're gonna shit again anyways?

because it makes it more comfy!