If you work as a cashier, you will see big women pulling sweaty bills from their boobs. And if you're a cashier long enough (or just lucky), you'll see big men pulling sweaty bills from inside their pants. Moral: don't put money in your mouth and try not to let the customer see you supressing a scream.
Well at least you started with a statement that's true, I am horrible at that, but the fact that that is incredibly irrelevant cancels out the gratitude I had for you.
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