If a girl did this I would slap the donut out of her hand, eat it, then give away donuts to all the other people to spread happiness in my moments of sorrow.
Yeah, how dare she not succumb to your wants, lol. I suppose she could have left you all the donuts- but honestly. Pastry + You wanting her = her panties dropping. Damn the Friendzone!
By that I mean you seem like the type of guy who would say, "hello, female, we must copulate now." I'm not tryin to sound like feminist pliz don hert mi.
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