"If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen." 1 John 4:20
I used this in an argument against a homophobe
It's a bible verse AND it has 4/20
I DIG WIFI
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN'T HANDLE A JOKE?
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SHES COOL MOST OF THE TIME BUT WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING SLIGHTLY HOMOSEXUAL SHE FEELS THE NEED TO TELL EVERYONE SHE'S STRAIGHT
LIKE IT'S A JOKE CHILL
WTF
UHHH
HAVE A PARENT HELP YOU??? TELL THEM THAT YOUR FEET ARE SWOLLEN
WHY ARE THEY SWOLLEN
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I TEND TO PACE WHEN I THINK
AND I PACE A LOT
NORMALLY FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AT A TIME
JUST WALKING IN A SET PATTERN
BUT YESTERDAY I WAS PACING FOR LIKE 4 HOURS, TIL MY FEET STARTED TO HURT
BUT IT'S THE BEST THINKING TACTIC FOR ME
SO I DIDN'T STOP
I ALSO MIGHT GET THE HAMILTON SOUNDTRACK FOR MY BIRTHDAY?? WHICH MY MOM WANTS TO LISTEN TO
UHMM THERE'S SONGS THAT MENTION DEFLOWERING WOMEN,WOMEN SPREADING THEIR LEGS,LOTS OF SWEARING,AND JUST OVERALL THINGS THAT MY MOM DOESN'T APPROVE OF ME LISTENING TO
AAAAAAAAAAH
Imagine you're pacing instead
Then your feet won't hurt
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That could work
I need foooooood
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Text him or somethin
Ugh
I'm lazy
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Then why bother I guess
I c a n n o t
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Just straight out talk to him
Ask him if he still wants to be together
Y o u d o n t u n d e r s t a n d
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Then just tell him if you don't wanna talk, we're through
I a m a w e t n o o d l e
S o f t a n d r e a d y t o e a t
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Wait I regret that
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Yeah, don't put yourself in a place where you aren't respected by the one you love
(That reminds me of a joke: girls are like noodles, straight until they get got hot and wet. It's a philosophy I live by)
"She turned red, she led me to her bed
Let her legs spread"
"There are so many to deflower!"
"Jesus Christ this will be fun!"
"Southern motherfucking democratic republicans"
"You see,that was my wife who you decided to "fuuuu-""
Just to name a few
That too
It's also not entirely historically accurate bc the actual life story of Alexander Hamilton involved gay love letters to John Laurens (whose wife got suspicious of the two,leading Alexander to marry Elizabeth Schuyler) but those were apparently too explicit for the musical >.>
OK SO IT WAS A SLEEPOVER WITH TWO GIRLS
LET'S CALL THEM L AND V
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT CAUSED THIS BUT THEY GOT A LIL FRISKY AND L HANDED ME HER PHONE TO RECORD
I THINK SHE EITHER PULLED V'S PANTIES DOWN OR THE STRAPS ON HER TOP DOWN WITH HER TEETH?? SHE ALSO LIKE RAN HER HANDS DOWN V'S THIGHS AND MADE HER MOAN EVEN THO V'S PARENTS WERE IN THE OTHER ROOM
THEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO EAT EACH OTHER OUT BUT I THINK THEY FOUGHT OVER WHO SHOULD DO IT TO WHO SO THAT ENDED IT
IT WAS SO WEIRD BC I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT AT THE TIME AND I WAS LIKE TREMBLING BC I WAS TURNED ON BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANXIETY
AND V WAS LIKE "JUST ADMIT YOU'RE BI"
TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO ADMIT IT
You know I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see?
There's nothing else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT,I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
AY YO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY,I'M YOUNG,SCRAPPY,AND HUNGRY,AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
THE 7 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE VAIN, YOUR GAMES
YOU'RE INSECURE
YOU LOVE ME, YOU LIKE HER
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU MAKE ME CRY
I DON'T KNOW WHICH SIDE TO BUY
YOUR FRIENDS, THEY'RE JERKS
WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THEM, JUST KNOW IT HURTS
I WANNA BE WITH THE ONE I KNOW
AND THE SEVENTH THING I HATE THE MOST THAT YOU DO
YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU
THE SEVEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU
YOUR HAIR, YOUR EYES
YOUR OLD LEVIS
WHEN WE KISS I'M HYPNOTISED
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU MAKE ME CRY
BUT I GUESS THATS BOTH I'LL HAVE TO BUY
YOUR HAND IN MINE
WHEN WE'RE INTERTWINED
EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT
I WANT TO BE WITH THE ONE I KNOW
AND THE SEVENTH THING I LIKE THE MOST THAT YOU DO
YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU
@german_satan
One of you downvoted me
I saw it
WHATS A LIE
Stan
You traitor
WHO WAS IT
IS IT STILL THERE?
SOMEBODY QUESTIONED US
YOU FOOLS
TRY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
THO SATAN IS MORE DADDY THAN JESUS
Y'KNOW PAPI SOUNDS LIKE POPPY
*x files theme plays*
AND I KNOW THAT SASSY
PUNISH US?
MORE LIKE 420 PRAISE IT
I used this in an argument against a homophobe
It's a bible verse AND it has 4/20
MORE LIKE GAY WRONGS
MORE LIKE GAY LEFTS
ENOUGH
HE'S NOT THAT BAD
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER PARENTS AND THEN THE POLICE STARTED INVESTIGATING HIM
HE TOLD ME AWHILE BACK
AND SASSY LOVES HIM
AND ARE YOU SURE
OUR TALKS ARE QUITE BORING ANYWAY
IT ALWAYS FEELS AWKWARD
I AIN'T NO COWARD YO
HE MIGHT BE A GOOD LIAR
AVOID HIS COMPLIMENTS
SOME USERS ANNOY ME AS WELL
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN'T HANDLE A JOKE?
LIKE IT'S A JOKE CHILL
SHE'S ALMOST 14
OKAY THEN IT'S COOL
CHILDREN THESE DAYS AMIRITE
LET'S TALK ABOUT MORE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU
JUST REOCCURING THINGS THAT HAPPEN THAT PISS YOU OFF
I ALSO AM PISSED THAT NOBODY LIKES MY CHAT ANYMORE
LIKE BITCH I AM THE QUEEN AND THAT'S THE QUEEN'S CHAT
JUST @ PEOPLE WHO MIGHT NOT HAVE GOT THE MEMO
THEY MUST SHOW UP VOLUNTARILY
BUT THE DICKHEAD ZEUS HID MY CHAT SOOO
OH HE ALSO HID YOUR CHAT BTW
I THOUGHT YOURS WAS BACK
AND MINE DOESBT HAVE THAT MANY PEOPLE
BUT IF IT IS, JUST @ PEEPS
YOURS IS STILL MORE POPULAR REGARDLESS AND @ ING PEEPS IS WEIRD AND DESPERATE
THAT'S JUST CAUSE MINE HAS A GAME
MAKE UP A GAME
USUALLY
I'M A BORING PERSON WHO JUST WANTS TO SCREAM AND/OR FREAK PEOPLE OUT
I THINK THEY'VE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF TO DEAL WITH FOR ME TO ASK THAT OF THEM
THEY'VE GOT A FEW CRUSHES TO WORK ON
I DELETED A FEW OF MY COMMENTS ON HERE BTW
DON'T WANT ANYONE STALKING US
WASSUP
https://youtu.be/4OPQ0BPWTb4
DID EITHER OF YOU WATCH THE VIDEO
GO WATCH IT
AND WHY
IS IT HAMILTRASH
IT'S NOT HAMILTRASH
MOSTLY JUST KIDS BEING DUMB
TELL ME IF YOU SUCCEED IN NOT CRINGING
UHHH
HAVE A PARENT HELP YOU??? TELL THEM THAT YOUR FEET ARE SWOLLEN
WHY ARE THEY SWOLLEN
AND I PACE A LOT
NORMALLY FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AT A TIME
JUST WALKING IN A SET PATTERN
BUT YESTERDAY I WAS PACING FOR LIKE 4 HOURS, TIL MY FEET STARTED TO HURT
BUT IT'S THE BEST THINKING TACTIC FOR ME
SO I DIDN'T STOP
IMMA JUST DEAL
AND I'VE ALREADY SEEN THAT CRINGE COMP BYSE
SHE'S A WOMAN IN THE 1700'S
PEOPLE SAYING PAPI?
JUST ANXIETY IN GENERAL
IT GETS WORSE WHEN I'M UNCOMFORTABLE
SOOOOOOOO
WHY WON'T MY DAMN PHONE CHARGE WTFFF
BUT THEN I MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE THE VERIZON GUY MY EMAIL IN FRONT OF MY MOM
HELP
THATS NOOT GOOD
UHMM THERE'S SONGS THAT MENTION DEFLOWERING WOMEN,WOMEN SPREADING THEIR LEGS,LOTS OF SWEARING,AND JUST OVERALL THINGS THAT MY MOM DOESN'T APPROVE OF ME LISTENING TO
AAAAAAAAAAH
I'VE READ ENOUGH WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES TO HAVE A VAGUE IDEA OF THEIR LIVES
CAN'T
AND WHY AM I A WET NOODLE
YEAH I'M SCARED OF HER
SHE COULD TAKE AWAY MY INTERNET ACCESS
SHE'D KILL MY FRIENDSHIPS
IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE
S A M E
MY IDIOT IS ON FS BUT HAS YET TO EMAIL ME ;-;
THE DUCKS
I DON'T HAVE BREAD
EWWWW
SO EVERYONE IS POSTING PICS AMD SAYING HOW MUCH THEY WILL MISS THE OTHERS
NO YOU WONT, YOU HATE MOST OF US
OH YIKES
IM GONNA FIND SOME REALLY EMBARASSING PICS TO POST OF THE OTHERS
MEANWHILE ADAM IS CALLING HIMSELF A LESBIAN BC HE WANTS ME TO SHOW HIM ROMANTIC VIDEOS THAT JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE LESBIANS
I MADE HIM BLUSH YESTERDAY
AND HE SAID HE COULDN'T STOP GIGGLING
WELL HE SAID CHUCKLING BUT LET'S FACE IT HE MEANT GIGGLING
THEY JUST DONT ADMIT IT
WHICH IS HONESTLY SO CUUUTE
AND WHY
IN THIS CASE I JUST SAID SAPPY THINGS ABOUT HOW I LOVE HIM
AND HE RESPONDED WITH A THING THAT I'LL SEND YOU A SCREENSHOT OF REAL QUICK
Email me and prove it? Idk
IT'S GOT A MUCH DIFFERENT BITE
Die, see if I care
Cos you luuuurve me
I feel loved
Why
Are you breaking up?
Well, I'll provide love if you need it
Not much
Just lying down
My feets still hurt
Stop pacing around then
For now
Then your feet won't hurt
I need foooooood
Ugh
I'm lazy
I c a n n o t
Ask him if he still wants to be together
Y o u d o n t u n d e r s t a n d
I a m a w e t n o o d l e
S o f t a n d r e a d y t o e a t
(That reminds me of a joke: girls are like noodles, straight until they get got hot and wet. It's a philosophy I live by)
In other news my foot still hurts
Kinda
Now I have to keep it elevated because the entire ball of my foot is swollen so yeah
Looks like it's gonna burst
Which is fun
COME JOIN US DADDY
SHE MIGHT PUNISH US
IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING
SPEAKING OF DISGUSTING https://i.imgur.com/yHmeAHZ.webp
https://i.imgur.com/yHmeAHZ.jpg
UH
THAT ONE LOADED
AND SO DOES MY SISTER BYSE
ATTENTION?
THEY STOPPED
I'M A DISSAPOINTMENT I KNOW
STAAAAAAN
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
I'LL FIGHT YOU
JUST GUESS OKAY
JUST THIS ONCE
IT'S ALWAYS "JUST THIS ONCE"
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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Is it impolite to tip in England?
Why'd you ask?
We don't socialise
We don't scream here
Creates too much attention
But my mom wants to get me the Hamilton soundtrack for my birthday
And I can quote MANY lyrics that show why that's not a good thing
Just relaaaaaax
Let her legs spread"
"There are so many to deflower!"
"Jesus Christ this will be fun!"
"Southern motherfucking democratic republicans"
"You see,that was my wife who you decided to "fuuuu-""
Just to name a few
And ballet
It's also not entirely historically accurate bc the actual life story of Alexander Hamilton involved gay love letters to John Laurens (whose wife got suspicious of the two,leading Alexander to marry Elizabeth Schuyler) but those were apparently too explicit for the musical >.>
It's a mess
Like me
I'm glad I've sorted some of my life out now
Why are my cats being clingy today wtf
Since when
And why at 6 am
She refuses to take it outside
The little shit
She's like a little kid
Yeah
Most little kids don't kill drangonflies and put them in their mouth
I think it was an accident
BEST OF WIVES AND BEST OF WOMEN
I LOST THE CAT SHIT SHIT SHIT
OR EVEN A MOUSE
NOOT ME
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS
Sup dear
What did you do
In my defense she looked like she was enjoying it at first
That's how they trick you
And Peggy pls
Later?
I was dancing along and jumping on my bed
Lmao
THATS WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT IN THE KIK CHAT
I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED ON FS
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
I HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF RIZZO
BUT MY LIFE IS MORE LIKE SANDYS
NOT THAT SONG
NO
MEMORIES
AAAH
IT GOT OUT OF MY HEAD YEARS AGO
YOURE JUST ANOTHER PICTURE TO BURN
BABY JUST SAY YES
LET'S CALL THEM L AND V
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT CAUSED THIS BUT THEY GOT A LIL FRISKY AND L HANDED ME HER PHONE TO RECORD
I THINK SHE EITHER PULLED V'S PANTIES DOWN OR THE STRAPS ON HER TOP DOWN WITH HER TEETH?? SHE ALSO LIKE RAN HER HANDS DOWN V'S THIGHS AND MADE HER MOAN EVEN THO V'S PARENTS WERE IN THE OTHER ROOM
THEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO EAT EACH OTHER OUT BUT I THINK THEY FOUGHT OVER WHO SHOULD DO IT TO WHO SO THAT ENDED IT
BEST ARGUMENT EVER BTW
AND V WAS LIKE "JUST ADMIT YOU'RE BI"
TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO ADMIT IT
ANSWER MY GOAT QUESTION
YOU'RE FUCKING THE GOAT
RATHER THAN NOT FUCKING IT AND HAVING EVERYONE THINK YOU DID??
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M STICKING MY DICK IN IT THO
NO STALKER WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO UP VOTE US
YOU'RE PROLLY RIGHT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT
IM CHANGING THE LYRICS TO A SONG
I CLOSE MY EYES AND THE FLASHBACKS START
AKA I WOKE UP TOO EARLY AND NOW I CAN'T SLEEP
SASSY PLS
My eyes not the first to cry
There's just no getting over you
But baby can't you see?
There's nothing else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
There's nowhere to hide
Since you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
I DO I DO I DOOO
HEEY! OOOH,I DO I DO I DO I DOOOO
BOY YOU GOT ME HELPLESS
I JUST CAME ACROSS VOLTEON FUCKING SOME OTHER EVEELUTION
PLEASE
LIKE, THE ARTIST SPENT YEARS SORT OF THING
EMAIL IT TO ME OR SOMETHING
BUT THEY LOOK LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS
MY DUMBASS BF DECIDED TO PLAY GAMES ON DISCORD INSTEAD OF RESPONDING TO MY EMAIL
YOU SHOULD TOO
GAMES ARE FUCKING LAME TO ME
THO IF ADAM DOESN'T RESPOND SOON I'M GONNA BECOME MUCH MORE INTERESTING
AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY THIS TIME
THE IDIOT RESPONDED
AND MY DOGGO WON'T STOP LICKING ME AND IDK WHY
THE CATS REFUSE TO LEAVE MY CLOSET,SEND HELP
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH
AND I AM STILL IN THE CLOSET
KINDA
THEY HAVE ALL THAT BOTTLED UP ANGER FROM THE GAYNESS THAT THEY ARE HOLDING IN
My heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end
That's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed til I'm legally wed
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee!
H U S H
BECAUSE I'M GAY
I DESERVE GAY RIGHTS
KILL ME
IF ONLY I COULD DO THAT
SO AM I KINDA
NEGLECT
HE'D BETTER NOT EVER PULL THAT SHIT OR I'M GONNA BURN MORE THAN JUST PAPER
THIS IS AN HONOR
THAT GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR A POST
I USED TO BE QUEEN SO MAYBE ADAM IS KING?
JUST A PEASANT
I THINK PEGGY WAS RICH
I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE SPENT MOST OF MY TIME ON HERE BY POSTING THE DINOSAUR THING AND PICKING FIGHTS
IS THE DINOSAUR THING THAT TRAUMATIC?
IT'S JUST IRL FURRY PORN
BUT I THINK IT TRAUMATIZED EVERYONE ELSE
K I L L M E
A N Y
THEN IT'S SETTLED
WHY WON'T YOU RELEASE ME
HANGING WITH YOUR MAN
AGAIN
YOU CAME BACK ON TUESDAY
WITH THAT COLD HARD LOOK OF SHAAAAME
AY YO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY,I'M YOUNG,SCRAPPY,AND HUNGRY,AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
THAN GO WITH A BOY OR TWO
EVEN THOUGH THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THINKS IM TRADH AND NO GOOD
ADULTS ARE TALKING
I CANT BE TAMED
I CANT BE BLAMED
YOU'RE VAIN, YOUR GAMES
YOU'RE INSECURE
YOU LOVE ME, YOU LIKE HER
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU MAKE ME CRY
I DON'T KNOW WHICH SIDE TO BUY
YOUR FRIENDS, THEY'RE JERKS
WHEN YOU ACT LIKE THEM, JUST KNOW IT HURTS
I WANNA BE WITH THE ONE I KNOW
AND THE SEVENTH THING I HATE THE MOST THAT YOU DO
YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU
YOUR HAIR, YOUR EYES
YOUR OLD LEVIS
WHEN WE KISS I'M HYPNOTISED
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU MAKE ME CRY
BUT I GUESS THATS BOTH I'LL HAVE TO BUY
YOUR HAND IN MINE
WHEN WE'RE INTERTWINED
EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT
I WANT TO BE WITH THE ONE I KNOW
AND THE SEVENTH THING I LIKE THE MOST THAT YOU DO
YOU MAKE ME LOVE YOU