I have c*cks on my feet!

XD Isn't it sausage?

Vivid, yes it is the world series.

K, thanks :D I know quite literally nothing about sports except that it requires movement and sometimes a ball, so that confused me

Ha, that's about the same amount that I know. I've heard other people talk about the world series though.

Er, what?

*winks again head almost falls off*

I am just really confused.

I am also confused

*still winks*

I'm implying they heard them not knowing what they mean, then assuming what they mean and using them completely wrong. Clear it up enough?

I just didn't get the whole winking thing.

Okay, but did you not read my comment? Children don't need to have heard those words to accidentally use them. It's part of speech and language development.

It was a response TO your comment, of course I read it.

I'm just confused as to how you could have come up with that after I already gave the explanation that makes the most sense. The winking was confusing too.

This is a mess.

I defended my opinion. How do you expect me to just believe you? You sir are very one sided. Expecting me to except your "explanation". We all have fucking opinions here, because there's no proof.

Woah, calm down there. Sorry your joke fell flat, but there's no need to get defensive. Yes, it is my opinion, but it is my professional opinion. I have specialized training in early childhood development. I could go through all my school notes to find every piece of information defended by research, but in my experience, that doesn't make a difference for most people.

Well that escalated quickly. Seal: Your "if you know what I mean wink wink" is the thing that is confusing. End of xD

Lol just saying there is proof...

I just wanted you to understand my side of the story too, not just disregard it. Anyway it's a great joke, don't know why everyone overreacted and wet their pants.(yeah you downvoters listen) Cheers then, seems people lost their sense of humour.

How is it everyone else's fault for not understanding your confusing comments? You could use this as an opportunity to improve your written communication instead of lashing out.

The ignorance is strong with this one XD

You can use th oppurtunity to get real, you illiterate bastard. Fuck you, I'm lashing out because of your stupidity.

I have no idea how it came to this lol. Seal, you must be about 13 I'm guessing?

I like how you call rice the illiterate bastard, yet most of your comments have grammar and spelling mistakes while rice has perfectly oriented sentences.

Jesus what the hell happened xD Some people should avoid the internet.

"13" Haha funny eh. Also yes, my comments have mistakes, but English happens to be a third language, maybe even a forth. So yes, my comments have mistakes. Stücken Scheiße. Stuk vliende hondkak.

I don't really have a problem with the spelling and grammatical errors. (Although, you were the one who called me illiterate.) I have great respect for those who speak multiple languages, even if they just use the other languages for insults. What I mind more is you completely flipping out just because you told a joke that wasn't received well. I thought you must be young because you seem to have so much trouble controlling your emotions.