So thats why Luke liked R2-D2 so much

That would be unsanitary. There's no telling what diseases other people could be carrying

When do us women get a hands-free sex machine?

Is that a video screen on top? I feel like it would....errr....."expedite the end of the transaction" if there were a video to look down and watch.
Thought #2: This came from a medical equipment company and not an adult bookstore...how'd you like to be the design team on some kind of blood purifier or life saving anti-burn machine, then be put on the "sperm extractor?"