Usually while sitting in front of idiots at a baseball game

That's how i feel when people talk about my best friend Mary Jane

In at a baseball game right now

Yesterday I heard someone mention the song Men in Black (by Johnny Cash) and her friend replied with: "HEY! I LIKE that movie!".

Too often.. Far too often.. And then, to keep from seeming rude, you sit, gritting your teeth, trying your best not to butt in and correct them...

"Edgar Allen Poe?" Isn't that the guy who invented the police?" o_o

Person 1: Anime is for babies.
Person 2: Have you seen any anime that isn't rated G?
Person 1: Nope. All those anime fans are juuuust like those MLP fans. Babies.
Person 2: Agreed.
Me: *pimp slaps both of them* Okay, I'm just done. So FUCKING done. Here. *shows Netflix episode of Deadman Wonderland* *show them season 4 of MLP
Person 1 and 2: Well, shit.