Who would even want to use this?

Possible captions: "You bastard! You said all I had to do was click my heels together and say 'there's no place like home.'"
"Humans actually eat this? I've seen enough. This species is not intelligent. Beam me back to the mothership."
"O magic corndog, I beseech thee, show me what the future holds. By god! Is that what I think it is? No. No! This can't be!"

"Did Janet really shove this up her ass?"

"i asked for just a simple circumcision!"

"Worst. Dildo. Ever."