For my americans friends, is called lettuce

God damnit McDonald's

Ew, why are you trying to feed me this rabbit food? Where the hell are my fries?! Don't make me run you over with my Wal-Mart brand motorized shopping cart!!

And much like McD's fries, there's little nutritional value there.

Waiter, you've accidentally served me the food that my food eats.

I'm an American and I prefer spinach, a food with actual nutritional value.

Lettuce have a minute of silence...

There's not a great deal of nutritional value in lettuce, either. Better than fries, of course...

This is the best idea anyone has ever had, we should replace french fries everywhere with lettuce.