Eggheads, 8 eyes, dweebs, twerps, arachnerds all of em

Yet I still scream like an 8 year old girl when I see one.

They don't have to run far considering they move at the speed of sound when I see them

They're computer geeks. They created the web.

that means spiders are my kin! *Gasps and sobs* I have killed my brethren!