*Tom Hiddleston taking bow off*

But see, you'll get the joy of their company all the way from their house to our houses

But they yell too much when I stuff them into the sack. It's like having a screaming child in the back seat.

Santa, i dont care how you bring them as long as you bring them. I've been good all year for this shit

rohipnol, santa. or maybe chlorophorm. or, in case of desperate measures, club them over the head for god's sake!

Yeah, it's all in the Kidnapper 101: Christman Edition, Santa

Oh yeah, he told me he sent those to a wrong address.. Did you get the apology letter?

Yep. At the bottom of it, it said, "Sorry, love. This was just a prank. It's actually meant for flamingflamingoes." XO, Tom Hiddleston
(Did I mention the autographed Loki picture enclosed?)

Yeah, he does that for people he likes.
You're my new favourite funsubstance user, soon2beauthor. I'll be the first one to buy your soon2comebook. ;)

Why thank you! That was actually pretty awesome. :)
I'll let you know when it comes out. :P