Then I was kidnapped by assassins even though I had two sworn protectors watching over me, and they didn't notice I was gone until I returned two days later.
*notices awkward silence*
Uh, I mean, but then I took an arrow to the knee. *wipes brow in relief*
*notices awkward silence*
Uh, I mean, but then I took an arrow to the knee. *wipes brow in relief*