There is always a bright side in life

And you use up less nail polish

Wow. How'd you lose your pinky toe? :/

Until you stub your big toe... That's some real torture right there

Probably lost it from stubbing it on a knife somehow

What if you stub your stub?

i cringed at the possibility of stubbing a stub ouuuuuchhhhhh

at least you look on the bright side of the situation

Wouldn't you just stub the nub now??? That seem like it would hurt more.

Me: *being normal*
My brain: *sees title*
Me: Oh God
My brain: ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
*whistling*
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE LIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
*whistling*
LIFE IS QUITE ABSURD AND DEATHS THE FINAL WORD SO REMBER ITS THE LAST CHANCE OF THE HOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOO