If I somehow get a portal gun I am gonna do this

I kinda had the same idea. Though do you know how great it would be to be able to do your own bikini waxing? Or cut your own hair? It'd save a ton of money.

...away with the amazing science and thought that must have gone into the creation of a functioning portal gun.

I would also suck my own penis.

good guy guest

This is the only reason I'd use a portal gun on myself

Lol the whole comment section is basically me and the post is you.

Everyone talking about blowing themselves, like that's hella gay bruh