the infamous dress is on Ellen...

*raises tank*

*gets nightlock berries*

*lowers fangs*

*raises nuclear bomb*

*raises hitler* Yeah bitches, it's time for a genocide

Hey, I have an Anti-Dress Squad made specifically for this! You're all invited now! Gear up!
*throwing shotguns and riot gear*

*catches gear* Brought my own weapon! *raises compound bow and explosive arrows*

I don't need anything so long as we attack at night.
Because if it's a daytime attack I'm going to need some major sunscreen

WHITE PEOPLE DETECTED

I will have you know that I am Hispanic

HIGH FIVE

I'm Hispanic too. Born in the caribbean. *awkwardly joins high five*

Gentlemen, and ladies, of the Anti-Dress Squad. Thank you all for coming today. As chairman of this squad, I hereby authorize all of you to kill anyone who talks about "the Dress", excluding members of our squad. Let us rid the Internet of this scum! Thank you for listening. Now go, brothers and sisters, and save the world!