Well, truth has a way of coming out.

Ouch homie.... Drink up huh.

Least you know you're not insane!

bitch

Kick her out of your life and move on, you'll be happier without her!

Ouch. Kick her to the curb, bro. Better off without her...

Reply harshly to texts and sorry but life is hard and so is love my sincerest of apologies

Make his balls explode for real. With dynamite.