Looking for a $10,000 luxury watch? Don't buy the Apple Watch

Or a much much less watch that still looks good and functions as a watch? Doesn't have to be $10,000. Heck you could give me a $5 watch and I'd take it over the obnoxious apple watch!

Because people are stupid and will buy anything fancy and shiny with a big price tag just to impress their other stupid rich friends.

The apple watch is a nasty eye soar. I never understood how apple gets so much attention for this crap.

"Why be you, when you can be NEW!"
*blinds open suddenly*

Yesssss.