I think everybody would hate this kind of paper

Dwight! Why is the toilet paper only HALF a ply?!
Oh, is that not good enough for your anus? Pfft, don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

I'm happy with 2 ply but refuse to use one ply I'd sooner wipe with poison ivy first!

You would need to use the whole fucking roll damn

That's the shit you use in gift bags to cover the gift

This is the stuff they use at my school.

That's the toilet paper at the library near my school

What is this? A toilet paper for ants?

As you can see by his sleeve, he's in Americas army. They probably choose to spend their money on something like FOOD.

Hahaha. Rah Marine Corps