Things i actually learned

I used to wear a BDU shirt to school (the one with four(!) pockets on the front). I had a sandwich in one pocket and bag of Oreos or pretzel sticks in the other. Whenever the teacher would turn towards the blackboard (showing my age here), I would sneak a bite.

I'm sorry friend, but school isn't the real problem, the negative outlook is.

And how to get the school more money by taking standardized tests