The Grinch is my spirit animal.

oh, the Grinch found my plans for the afternoon.

Jazzercise is the only exercise

This bothers me ... can't use . Instead of :

Although, If I bump the self loathing to 9 I'll still have timento lie in bed and stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness....
BUT WHAT WOULD I WEAR?

When the grinch has better eyelashes than you.