Mind eff'd

*mind fizzles and shorts out*

Maybe

"I don't believe so"
"Maybe"
"Possibly"
"Probably not"
"I don't think so"
"It won't"
I could go on. Would you like me to?

*shakes head*

*Nods head*
*waits a beat*
"No"

Nein.
*sticks tongue out at you*

Well. No. The next word I said was well.