Messing around with bad translator

SU?

Yandex! (/ ouo)/

I used it and I got this
Original text:
"We are the crystal gems"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"We are with crystal decoration"

did it with google translate 15 changes
"i am an eternal flame baby"
to
" i have a child"... ahahah

How can I not know you, we're always fused

I put some song lyrics through, for fun, using google translate:
I wish to go to get the festival -became- Read More about this.
Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to speak with you again. -became- Hey, I’m your friend.