I remember my Dad telling me this

My dad told me this. Was this like a dad thing or..?

There's one for shit too: Ship High In Transit.
Something about a ship and I think there was fertilizer involved or something.

FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT OF KING YOU!

Did you dad take time to tell you this beautiful story is complete bullshit too? Because it is. Sorry.

It was actually originally an abbreviation of "For use of Carnal Knowledge" and was a term used to refer towards rape in a court of law wayyyy back when

This explanation is so bad that you nearly made me cry.

Actually, none of this is true.

And did you all know that the C word came from a street in London that during the dark ages was called Gropecunt Lane, so named because prostitutes plied there trade there.

Yeahhh not true at all.

So married couples can't actually "f*ck" lololol