Hating everyone's the way to go

What about those of us who do hate everybody.
"I'm sorry sir but that lady just bought the last one" I hope she has to take a long elevator ride with someone who smells bad.
I hope all the people at the DMV get sunburned next time they're on vacation.
I hope everybody on the bus misses their stop but me.
I wish the guy who calls me about my student loan would break his phone.
I hope that bastard who lives next door meets a nice girl, and gets married, but 10 or 15 years down the road they fight a lot about money. Mahahahaa

Dont cut yourself on all that Edge

Question is, if everyone started loving gays right now and the (dubious) past were forgotten, would the queer men stop being such condescending martyrs who need fifty times the constant attention the rest of society needs, and would the dykes stop seducing men's wives just to prove a point, or cease hating men to the point of permanently disfiguring the skin on their faces? Fact is gays have their downfalls, too, because they're human. So if things are changing, then their old belligerance is going to have to disappear as well. So far, it hasn't anywhere I've been in the US in the last year. I still get publicly verbally abused by dykes just for being male, and called homophobe by gay men just because I won't accept their advances because I'm not gay. BACK OFF, QUEERS. I DON'T HATE YOU. STOP BEING CONTRARY AHOLES.

...that made 0% sense

Yeah you're right technically, but idiot also really just means "a private person". However, both through misuse and thousands of years of societal and linguistic devolution since 450 B.C., and Dicaeopolis's journey to Athens in order to cure his son of blindness, idiot now means "belligerently unintelligent" and homophobe means "irrational fear of sodomites".

I find that many gays are paralytically heterophobic.

u stupid