USB sticks are in fact very very small

I would lose that in 0.2 seconds

My USB stick is huge and shaped like a fighter jet

Y'all ever tried pulling one of these fuckers out your computer? Takes me about 78 times as long as the 0.3 seconds it takes to remove one of the ones you can actually get a grip on.

I had one like that for years, I just kept it in my wallet. Never lost it, never had trouble pulling it out of the computer, but STILL had to try 3 times to plug it in correctly.

It would be a pain to get out of the computer

That is one handsome looking banana

I have one like that and it's green but I just keep it in my wallet.

I've got one that small, it's pretty much just the usb head and that's it