so i was sitting on a tram, seats facing each other, reading a book so did the guy across of me, my knees like 10cm from his. the book got funny and i didnt laugh just forced it back letting out a snort. the result was a booger flew out and landed on the bloke's knee in front of me. yes, of course he saw. then slowly looking up in my eyes surprise and hint of disgust. what would You do? i slowly reached out, and took the greenish little bolb off his knees. now, this booger was the half hard half slimy type so when i pulled back my hand i made a foot long thin slime bridge as the wet part stuck to his trousers and i was holding the other end. i looked up on his face and saw that all the surprise and disgust turned in disbelief. again, what would You do? so i reached out with my other hand and picked off the sticking end, folded it together, never looking away from the guy's eyes, rubbed it on the buttom of the seat , slowly got up and off the tram. this all happened without a word said
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