Just another perk of being a Canadian: Water-proof cash

American cash is water proof as well

as is aussie cash

That's the power of the Queen.

Downside is you have another country's Queen on it.

I heard Prince Harry doesn't like going to strip clubs. I guess it would be weird to stuff a stripper's g-string with pictures of your grandma.

But money laundering is illegal. Cringeworthy I know but I couldn't help myself.