Profound

People hire legitimate surgeons to perform complex surgery on themselves but have second thoughts when the job is given to my drunken uncle who is using only a saw

Some people drink like a gallon of water a day, but they get so upset that they thrash around wildly when a gallon of water is in their lungs.

Don't mess with Chuck

"The best often die by their own hand
Just to get away.
And those left behind
Can never understand
Why anyone
Would want
To get away from them".