By Jove, he's right

Sounds legit. Trust me, I'm a microwave timer expert.

Congrats, you're the dumbest person ever. Take your ribbon and eat it.

but no

Also the microwave will destroy whatever is in there

Jaden Smith has escaped

This is the result after getting its brain microwaved.

Naah bro, ya using math where it should be basic physics for it's :120s which in a simple conversion translates to 2:00mins, so it's the same!