Ok, but, like, how much do you have to wear for something like this to happen?? I've worn STAGE MAKEUP (to which you have to coat it on in layers, practically) and yet this has never happened...
Oh, yeah. I was dating this person once, and we went swimming. Their makeup came off, and it turned out that they were just a cleverly stacked pile of lizards.
I love when people say"make up is a deception" like did you never walk in to a drug store an notice that 50% of the store is cosmetics? Who do you think is wearing it all?!...other than cleverly stacked lizards.
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