A pretty scary halloween story

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chickens · 7 years ago · FIRST

I'm going to have nightmares now!

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

I don't get it

hermionegranger · 7 years ago

Coughing and coffin sound similar so the cough syrup got rid of the 'coffin'

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Oh...that's not very funny

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deleted · 7 years ago

Jokur pls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Omfg are all of you going to jump on @barneystinson 's train?

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nightshadecat · 7 years ago

Jokur pls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

（−＿−；）

deleted · 7 years ago

Jokur pls

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

GRAHHHHHH

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guest · 7 years ago

Joker,
Pls

deleted · 7 years ago

Jokur pls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

I hate all of you -.-

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lagos_boy · 7 years ago

Jokur pls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Omfg not you too

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deleted · 7 years ago

Y u h8 us. We ain't batmon

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Because y'all are so annoying

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gamzee · 7 years ago

Jokur pls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

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barneystinson · 7 years ago

Joker pls everybody follows me

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

I. Hate. Your. Purple. Ass.

barneystinson · 7 years ago

What if I told u I'm Barney Stinson not Barney the dinosaur

barneystinson · 7 years ago

I love you
You love me
Jokur gave me hiv
It started with a hug but Jokur wanted more
I have AIDS and I'm just 14

deleted · 7 years ago

*four, it rhymes better.

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barneystinson · 7 years ago

Ik but I'm not four and lying is wrong

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barneystinson · 7 years ago

*blushes* maybe

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

I WILL DESTROY YOU BARNEY! TRYING TO DELUDE MY INNOCENCE

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Bring it idgaf

guestwho · 7 years ago

I don't even know what's going on here.

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Barneystinson's a perv who started a thing where everyone replies to me "Jokur pls"

guestwho · 7 years ago

Suit up?

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

YAS

barneystinson · 7 years ago

I'm not a pervert I'm a legend

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

HOLD UP you're 14 too?

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Omg bae

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Yay, but I turn 15 soon

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barneystinson · 7 years ago

Ur like 6 months Oder than me then

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Ha!

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Still not gonna listen to you cause grown ups suck

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Fuck you bae

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barneystinson · 7 years ago

Stop *blushes*

barneystinson · 7 years ago

You can both be bae

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barneystinson · 7 years ago

Neither does Barney but what choice do we have?

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

A purple dinosaur or Satan...hmm

barneystinson · 7 years ago

don't let the purple color fool you bae

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

What about Satan gets weeks and Barney gets weekends and holidays?

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Just wait till I die I'll fucking take over you're throne

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jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Sure?

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Why does everyone thinks I'm Barney from the kids show? I'm Barney from himym

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

'Cause it's insulting you

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Idgaf

gamzee · 7 years ago

Everyone pls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Am I the only one who is clueless here!!!
My gosh

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

These two keep claiming 'I'm bae' and want me to chose one, or something

nightshadecat · 7 years ago

jokur pls

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Just have both man
One does the cooking and one massages your feet

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Barney this is why no one is bae

rosalinas · 7 years ago

What do you mean 'no-one is bae'?
I'm bae
Look at me!

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Nope no one

rosalinas · 7 years ago

*ugly sobbing*

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Blame @barneystinson

rosalinas · 7 years ago

*cries loudly*

guestwho · 7 years ago

Damn it @barneystinson you made @rosalinas cry! Bad Barney! Bad!

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Awww thank guestwho for being nice to me
Me wants chocolate *puppy eyes*

guestwho · 7 years ago

http://dreamatico.com/data_images/chocolate/chocolate-4.jpg

rosalinas · 7 years ago

I prefer black but those are good :>

guestwho · 7 years ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTa9yXQWcAANu3F.jpg

barneystinson · 7 years ago

What the fuck did I do know

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Stop lying bae @jokur_and_batmon

rosalinas · 7 years ago

@guestwho that works too ;)

barneystinson · 7 years ago

We can all be baes

barneystinson · 7 years ago

What teh fuk? @guestwho @rosalinas wasn't the first about chocolate?

guestwho · 7 years ago

The second was chocolate too!

rosalinas · 7 years ago

#allchocolateareequal

barneystinson · 7 years ago

#wattehfukismyfavquotenow

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

#I'mmorelostinthisconversationthanIkea

barneystinson · 7 years ago

#jokurpls

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

#Barneyisapurpledinosaur

barneystinson · 7 years ago

#jokurisameanie

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

#Barneyispurple

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nightshadecat · 7 years ago

wait
oh my god
barney is the guy from how i met your mother
i'm so blind
that's why he says "please"
because it's his thing in the show

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Yah and because I'm a bitch for spoderman

jokur_and_batmon · 7 years ago

Why spoderman?

barneystinson · 7 years ago

Cause he's funny af

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

@german_satan @barneystinson I miss these convos that annoyed everyone

deleted · 6 years ago

Ugh i was so cringy

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

We all are. That's what growing up means

deleted · 6 years ago

Would you be mad if i deleted everyone of those comments cause goddamn

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

It's not really my post or anything and I was just vaguely screaming anyhow

deleted · 6 years ago

I'm deleting those comments god

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

I still believe in #barneyispurple

deleted · 6 years ago

Aight I'm good

deleted · 6 years ago

The cringe has ceased

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

With your comments gone only Barney can be bae

deleted · 6 years ago

I've lost the battle awhile ago
I wasn't fuckboi enough

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

I always liked star-crossed love, so a true fuckboi and a skeletington is just great

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Sheesh, this was a whole year ago?

deleted · 6 years ago

Sadly
We've all changed so much

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Yeah

deleted · 6 years ago

Such input

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Yes, we have changed quite a lot in the past year or so. As humans of such an impressionable age usually do.

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Well I still think everything is going to be maple syrup

deleted · 6 years ago

What does that mean mythy

silvermyth · 6 years ago

I don't know. "Thought it was going to be maple syrup.
But then again, I think everything is going to be maple syrup."- silvermyth, 2016

deleted · 6 years ago

Oh it totally makes sense now

silvermyth · 6 years ago

It doesn't really

deleted · 6 years ago

Yeah I know

silvermyth · 6 years ago

What have we learned from this? I don't know. I still think everything is going to be maple syrup, I'm just less vocal about it.

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jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Well seeing as maple syrup is such a long lasting food product you may one day be correct

barneystinson · 6 years ago

yeet

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Heyo

deleted · 6 years ago

Yiit

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Wat

deleted · 6 years ago

Like yeet but not

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jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Wat

deleted · 6 years ago

Yaat

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Send help

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silvermyth · 6 years ago

I saw eternity only once, and realized that it cannot be kept in sight

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

I looked into eternity, and it looked into me

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Time passes by with merciless pride

deleted · 6 years ago

Yoot

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Bunyip

barneystinson · 6 years ago

Yeet

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Beet

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Ceet

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Slimp

deleted · 6 years ago

Pimp

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Giraffe pimp

deleted · 6 years ago

Aka barney

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Pretty much

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

He's a dinosaur pimp

barneystinson · 6 years ago

yeet u yeet

deleted · 6 years ago

teey u teey

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Tway in ta wind

deleted · 6 years ago

Rukoj

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Lana

deleted · 6 years ago

You

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

¿tahw

deleted · 6 years ago

seY

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jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

yaK

deleted · 6 years ago

xeS

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

ouy htiw toN

deleted · 6 years ago

niaga detcejeR

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

syawlA

deleted · 6 years ago

truh m'I

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

dooG

deleted · 6 years ago

naem oS

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

em rof eno ylno eht is yenraB

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elbaveileB

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

woW

deleted · 6 years ago

siobkcuf meht ekil uoY

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

I'm a shame to my army for I enjoy fuckbois

deleted · 6 years ago

Your army

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

The skeleton army

deleted · 6 years ago

Makes sense
Fuckbois attract fuckgirls

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Wow I'll have you know I am a proud solider of the skeleton army since 1830

deleted · 6 years ago

What rank

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Captain

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Perhaps

deleted · 6 years ago

Sounds suspicious

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Not nearly as suspicious as thosefuckboys

silvermyth · 6 years ago

They are very suspicious

deleted · 6 years ago

Suspect

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Serious

deleted · 6 years ago

Seriously

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Serios

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deleted · 6 years ago

Seris

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Cereal

deleted · 6 years ago

Killer

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Serially raped several gallons of milk

deleted · 6 years ago

Dont cry over spilled milk

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Do not rape milk

deleted · 6 years ago

Concent is key

silvermyth · 6 years ago

If the milk says yes, it's cool.

deleted · 6 years ago

Or its warm
Depending on whether or not you refrigerate it

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Milk rape is best served cold

deleted · 6 years ago

Or it will spoil

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

All the fun

deleted · 6 years ago

Every single one?

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Yes. That's why the milk must be cold

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deleted · 6 years ago

Understandable

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Sometimes it turns to butter if there's enough action

creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago

Turns to cream first ;)

barneystinson · 6 years ago

creampie

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magiconic · 6 years ago

Jokur pls

deleted · 6 years ago

Ew barney exists

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Ew you're satan

deleted · 6 years ago

Ew youre a girl

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Ew you are too

deleted · 6 years ago

Or am i
*dundundun*

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Oh ew you're a really ugly dude

deleted · 6 years ago

HEY
You women get makeup n shit, i dont get anything okay
Jeez

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Actually I just get hair dye

deleted · 6 years ago

Well STILL

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Well you're no FUN

deleted · 6 years ago

Says YOU

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

Yeah says the JOKUR

deleted · 6 years ago

SAYS THE BATMON

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

SAYS MY PEPERMINT HAIR

deleted · 6 years ago

MINTY FRESH

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

*CRIES* WHY IS MY HAIR ALWAYS MINT???!

deleted · 6 years ago

YUM YUM

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME

deleted · 6 years ago

NO ONE CAN LOVE A PLANT

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

NOOOOOOO

deleted · 6 years ago

YESSSSSSS
YOUVE BEEN CURSED

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

NEVER I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PUPPY

deleted · 6 years ago

HES CURSED TOO

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

TAKE THAT BACK

deleted · 6 years ago

NOPE
CURSED FOREVER

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

SCREW YOU SATAN HES A GOOD BOYE

deleted · 6 years ago

NOT ANYMORE

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

HE IS A BETTER BOYE THAN YOU WILL EVER BEE

deleted · 6 years ago

IMMA KIK YOU ON THE CHAT IN A MIN BECAYSE I DONT WANNA WASTE COMMENTS

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

HAHA I NO LONGER HAVE NEED FOR COMMENTS

deleted · 6 years ago

BECAUSE UR A LOSER

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

BECAUSE IM LAZY

deleted · 6 years ago

L O S E R

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Tic tac

creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago

Swish

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Yellow

creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago

Y'hello

silvermyth · 6 years ago

Gull

barneystinson · 6 years ago

this bitch empty

deleted · 6 years ago

YEEET

jokur_and_batmon · 6 years ago

I have tic tacs

deleted · 6 years ago

Yum

chu · 7 years ago

I would give a middle finger except FS doesn't accept the absolute value symbol

praetorreyna · 7 years ago

Use a lower case t before a smiley face

chu · 7 years ago

,,t,,

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222daisy · 7 years ago

aaaaand potato

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rosalinas · 7 years ago

I kept my phone far away when I slowly reached the end...
And I just went 'ahh' when I saw it...

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guestwho · 7 years ago

Mother fucker

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deleted · 7 years ago

When I see stuff like this I just naturally expect a gag at the end

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123floor · 7 years ago

I have to give it to them that made me laugh

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silvermyth · 7 years ago

Thought it was going to be maple syrup.
But then again, I think everything is going to be maple syrup.

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A pretty scary halloween story

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