All you f*ckbois better hide

I told him to come here

In our kik or somewhere else? I don't remember.

On a post

Our kik chat is lit tbh

Wow much stars so fame

Jokur almost died, so yeah pretty lit.

Neither of you care but I have officially joined the skeleton army by dying over your fuckin face Barney

I care because it's hilarious.

Stop jokur you're hurting my feelings

Sorry bae

*intense blushing and baeing*

What about me?

You lost?

I call dibs so yes he lost

Nooooooo

*fanfiction writing intensifies*

Don't let barney win in the fanfic.

"And then, the war for Joker's heart begun. The two sides waging the war were German_Satan and Barneystinson, with the Nefarious Dr. Richard Ew Lurking in the background, silently assassinating those whom opposed him*

Did I ever tell you I'm your loyal servant (and don't want to be assassinated in a fanfic)

Eddy is already my most loyal servant, but hey, I can fit you in too!

Who is eddy?

He is my skeleton servant. He helps me out in the lab, mainly by cleaning up after my mistakes and by being my lab monkey.
I'd post a picture of him, but I don't know how to do that, so.....

I seriously want to see a full on fanfic about this

As long as I get shipped with another funsubstance user also. I'm so lonely...

Really, write it.

You sure you want me to write it? I'm a terrible author

PLEASE but leave who wins open ended

Yes, please

But who should you be shipped with?

Maybe the loser falls for you.

I think we should let the people of Fs decide

Like This comment for barney

Alright, but should it be made as a normal fanfiction, or more of a war story?

Omg who liked it

Was it you Jokur?

Normal fanfiction but a love triangle? Where I don't give a shit about anyone

No *looks away*

Yea you did *pets molly*

Ok, so the story is German_Satan and barney fighting a war for the love of jokur, jokur cares about none of them. But what will my involvement with the narrative be?

But, make it a good love triangle,.

You just trying to make sure Barney ends up with jokur

You're the best friend who laughs at the two because you know just how much I don't care

But bae

But you don't like my memes

They're good babe

Bae*

Alright, I have an idea for a story. Just one final question:
How do I make a text post? I see them all the time,but I have no clue where to make them. BTW, when I say text post, I mean the guess(t) game post, if I am making any sense rn

Click more it should show a submit button and then it will show a new page. Click the area where it says YouTube url and other shit type it there . The rest is self explanatory

Should I make the whole fanfiction in that post, or should the title just be on the picture, and let the fanfiction be in the comments?

Or make the 1st chapter on the post, and the others chapters in the comments?

Post

However you want it

Just the post

Alright then. I shall begin!

Yay good luck

THE SKELETON ARMY SHALL RISE AGAIN! WE HAVE BEEN IN HIDING FOR FAR TOO LONG

Well at least I have the Khezu Army. In case you don't know, it's a monster hunter joke

i hEARD KIK GROUP CHAT

What

Aw man this was the post that started to get me famous on funsubstance. Bless this post!

Awe Barney

jokuuuuuur

I've missed ya

Young love

Aw group reunion

It's so nice to reminisce over the times where we would blow up posts like these

Well it's my post so we're not really blowing it up

True enough
But the other posts

Apparently I went looking for this and I found it. This time it found me

Ive missed u too jokur amd satan also we never came to a conclusion if satan didnt show her face causs she was super ugly or like drop dead gorgeous and didnt wanted ua to know rmemeber that lol

Or if she was secretly a catfisher. Yea I remember

Fuk you guys my selfie is up

You two are both so little it's adorable

I also have pictures of myself on this site :D

Ok so you're not so little....

You're smol

DUDE U LOOK LIKE UR 7 LMAOOO SATAN

STFU BARNEY YOU LOOK LIKE A LIL BITCH

Wow ok first of all rude

Second of all you called me 7

U do look 7

Fuk you I'm 5'8

Im 5'7" so what

So I don't look 7 irl

Yea what about ghandi who the main bitch now

What about Ghandi wtf

Oh look the post that I get to know the trio that (was? Is?) Popular on fs

It's "was" now. Sadly we can just reminisce over the good days

*looks in from the background*
I helped!

Damn i remember when we were jokur german and barney

Those were the days man

They fucking were

It seems jokur fuckin left as usual

Usyal

Usyal

I'm 5'4" :(

Smol as heck

I'm still older than ya lil girl

yea but size does matter

Barney is right

Barney you're 3 inches taller than me. If I wear boats I'm taller

I'd still be taller smal girl

Stfu

You both are small

And you're only an inch taller than Barney who's younger than you

Shut up smol one, adults are talking

Shut up little children an actual adult is speaking

Where I don't see them

Right here are ya deaf?

What does it matter if I'm deaf if you're typing

I don't know you said adults were speaking

I am adult
I am 37 years old

You're 12 and we know it

I. AM. 42

Oh so now you're a liar?

How DARE you
I'm turning 56 this monday

Ah so your story is "evolving"

I am adult ho

You're only like 2

I'm actually much older than 2, but whatever Donald Trump Jr.

Donald Trump *Sr.
I'm too old to be Jr.

It's official you're a fuckboy

I've always been a fuckboi

You've come to the wrong post fockboiiiii

O shit I forgottttttt

* phalange guns*

Am afraid

Ya better be scared, fuckboi. I got my very own skeleington ride today

If I'm a fuckboi I have to talk like one-
I told her to show me her heart but she told me she can't cause her hearts in her chest, so I told her to show me titty pics cause that's close as fuck yknow

If I had the key to tighten the blots right now you'd be dead ya fuckboy

This is a hate crime against fuckbois

Fuckbois have no rights! Not since Mr.Skeleington

#fuckboilivesmatter

What did you just say fuckboi?

#fuckboi.lives.matter

Sorry fuckboy I don't know that phone number

I guess it may be broken, wanna lend me yours

i thought i was the fuckboi

I'm a better fuckboi than you

FLM

FLM?

Fuckboilivesmatter

Hey you're black right?

I am indeedy

What's ur opinion on BLM?

The people in the movement can be really dumb, but the initial point is to stop discrimination against black people, so I think that mentality is right

Good you're a smart one

Of course I am B

No lives matter only Skeleingtons matter

Skeletons suck man

Well if they suck so bad release yours so he can fight for the war

Is that your creative way of saying kys

So I've been off for a week and all I got to say is... I'm 6ft 4 I win

FUCK
I've lost

Hey aspy can you like come help me get a book off of my shelf?

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/365388/soon/?ref=prandom

I can do that

Awe sweet ok so it's the Sherlock complete collection