My mom got scared by a dude in a clown mask the other day

You're going to die, sweetie. Especially if you live in Texas haha :-)

Not gonna dress as a clown though

grandma please

What was that, dear?

Burn the clown mask
Light it on fire
At the very least,don't let anyone see it
And don't do the clown laugh
I'm pretty sure any of those things could get you shot

I would give you a link to a noot compilation,but I've run out of them D: