Apart from that, "if it's on the internet, it must be true"

This is great.

Sauce:
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

Spiders George

My nephew came home from school the other day spouting this "factoid" at me and I shut that shit down quick. I hate teachers spreading misinformation, it's the antithesis of their job description.

statistical error. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 40,000 spiders a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

So how many do we eat in our life?

That's what happens when things go down the grape vine

What makes it funnier is that someone made up the name Lisa Birgit Holst and the article relating to this "fact". Lisa Birgit Holst is an anagram for "This is a Troll" So it was a double Troll

However spiders love mint so be careful when eating mint or you may consume extra protein