Few downsides of being a new dad

Taking a shit by myself would be on the top of my list.

Oh boii

The first ten times your child actually sleep through the night without waking you both with blood curdling screaming you awake in a panic anyway to make sure she's still breathing. Then she's starts to crawl and you cannot walk away for three seconds without the dog getting bitten the remote getting shoved under the couch and your drink poured on the carpet. Then she walks, every fall takes your breath away but you smile when she shakes it off and keeps trying. Then she goes to kindergarten, and you smile and say it will be ok, not sure which one of you you are reassuring. You almost cry yourself when she crashes her bike the first few times. You happily clean up the mess when she tries to help you make dinner, you happily spend twice as long fixing the tractor because she wants to help and you are secretly disappointed when you no longer need to hold her bicycle up for her. Your anxiety as a parent is never ending, but it is the most rewarding thing you will ever do.

Me when I babysit my cousins

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