"As Legolas looked to Aragorn and asked: Who's a good boy?"

Wasn't this a recent tumblr post?

But aragorn lived to be crazy old too. He was like 80 during the war of the ring

FALSE, no dog had lived over 30 so the maximum age they could comprehend is that we love 270 years because they don’t know your age when they meet you so BAM your one year old.