Do you even speak cat, human?

The basic difference between french and english native speakers.

yesterday my cat meowed at me, I meowed back and she just.. slapped me and then cuddled up to my neck. it's like she said "you're an idiot. but you're my idiot and I love you"

I think I saw a tumblr post once that used this and compared cats to the French and dogs to the Japanese.

I think using "like" repeatedly in a statement for no good reason makes you like sound like really like smart and stuff............moron!

Pizza Umbrella!!

I figured out how to say "Hello" in cat. I didn't know anything else. My cat and I had a conversation, and think it's went like this....
My cat: Hello!
Me: Hello!
My cat: Are you hungry?
Me: Hello!
My cat: Um...
Me: Hello!
My cat: ...
Me: ...
Me: Hello!