what did you bring into this house

Hmm. I do know people interested in buying assholes, but I don't dabble in human trafficking.

Your b-hole is the only organ I'D toss. ;)

Just make sure it gets disposed of properly. We don't need any biohazardous tissue lying around.

Are you not getting the joke on purpose?

Mhmm. (I didn't have a good comeback)

Don't be too hard-on yourself.
Maybe you'll have a good comefront to redeem yourself.

Like a cream pie?

You know what they say. Nothing beats a pie to the face.