Oh, silly australians

As an Australian, I can confirm that Tuesday nights are lots of fun. But only if you come naked.

You can have our rattlesnakes. And can we switch our Opossums with your Possums while we're at it? I think there was a mixup.

I wanna meet each person that had to respond to these questions, and write them a personalized letter.

These were all idiots... But the answers are just perfect