When we were kids, we had so much inno-cents

Because it's statistically impossible for you to win the lottery but conversely, someone is guaranteed to win the lottery.

This story is false.

I mean, I really don't care either way. Just saying that SOMEONE has to win the lottery but statistically it will never be YOU. Or anyone else. But it will be someone.

yea but whats the chance that an attention ho tumblrite with 4 braincells had this exact thign happen to them. And what retarded person gives their kid 300k

The same kind that didn't abort you.

I wonder why everyone I'd downviting the non believers, you'd think funsub would have half a brain, but I guess not

I think it's because of who the users are.

Huh, I must be disliked again. That's fair, I have been more of a prick lately, I just can't help the snarkyness ttler, idk what's wrong with me

Rip

Yeah I start all my stories in which I ended up with 300,000$(which is, like, all my paychecks ever, times two, that's what I'd have when I am 65,if I didn't spend a nickle, like, never...times two) I start them with... "One time when I was 12"...

Just because they're on Tumblr doesn't make them an "attention ho" and they never said they were actually given the money you prick

Still. I don't start stories in which my father ended with 300,000 with Hey, I just remembered, I completely forgot about it, one time......