I can't be the only 1 who does this!

I do it only every single night

Hello 2010 I think you dropped one of your memes

I can reach my light switch from my bed :P

Well, you can't prove undetectable monsters don't exist, so keep uncalm and carry on.

My light switch used to be at the bottom of the stairs so last one up had to turn it off, I'd never run so hard in my life

This is why I have my light switch right next to me

I swear...I did this as a kid every night....now I just say...Come & get me biotch.