Stop singing and help me slay a b*tch,dammit!

XD it was
Yes,he's the ultimate hoe. I was literally about to fight him before I woke up,no joke

Oh sweet lawd
What'd he do?

He spied on me while I was changing clothes
My dreams are weird

Peeping Tom! He is a Peeping Tom! Obliterate him!

Help me obliterate him! Grab a pitchfork and a torch!

Yes, ma'am! We shall make skipping ropes out of his intestines!

Yasss!

Now finding this hoe will be hard. XD

XD oh definitely
But I know he's somewhere in the US,bc I've never been to another country or anything
So that almost narrows it down

Yes, of course. XD I'll just get some money and fly my way there, and then we can go on a manhunt.

XD fuck yeah,it'll be awesome

Oh shit
*Takes of Asian man mask and runs away*

DR
I
WILL
KILL
YOUUUUUU

BOOIIIIII
PEEPING TOM

LET'S GET HIMMMM

*runs over the Meadows and through the woods*
To grandma's house I go!

DR,SHUT UP AND LET ME KILL YOU

You'll never take me alive!
*locks self in grandma's house*

*burns grandma's house down*

*grandma's house is made of titanium*

..fuck

*knock knock*
WE HAVE COOKIES

*beefy man's voice*
I DON'T NEED YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES TOO

THEY'RE NOT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

I DON'T NEED ANY OF YO HANDOUTS

JUST TAKE THEM DAMMIT

UM
WHAT ABOUT HORMONE SUPPLEMENTS? WE HAVE THOSE TOO

BITCH ALL MAH MUSCLES ARE REAL. I DON'T USE THAT FAKE ASS HORMONE SHIT

WE HAVE SCIENCE EQUIPMENT

FREE BRAINS?

AND ARTICLES ABOUT MENOPAUSE

I'M NOT LIKE MY GRANDSON, AND HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU MOTHAFUCKAS. GET YOUR ASS OFFA MAH PROPERTY!

HE LIED GODDAMMIT
AND I WON'T GET OFF,YOU GO GET BENT

Hey heY HEY YOURE THE PEEPING TOM HERE
REMEMBER

BITCH IMMA COME OUTSIDE AND FUCK YOU UP!

TRY IT HOE

FIGHT ME

BITCH IMMA TAKE YOU BOTH OUT!
*door opens and a small, frail, old woman comes out and locks the door behind her*

*grabs my scythe* COME AT ME GRANDMA

*weak voice* Oh hello there dearies. I heard you were having some trouble with my grandson?

Yeah,your grandson was being a lil shit

Oh dear. How about we go inside and you can go see him?

Meh,fine

Alright, here we go.
*walks rwby and Ray inside*

Where is the lil shit?

I have no clue. Let me check the back room
*opens the back room to see a broken window and an empty cookie jar*
YO THAT BITCH RAM OFF WITH MAH COOKIES AND FLEW THE COOP! SICK EM LADIES!

WHAT WHAT WHAT GRAN

OH FUCK
I'LL AVENGE THE COOKIES!!

WHO TOOL THEM?

LOOK THE BITCH LEFT A TRAIL OF COOKIE CRUMBS! HE'S GOING DOWN TO HIS LAB! FUCK EM UP! FOR MY COOKIES!

*chases after the Dr* FOR THE COOKIEEEESS

*runs into the lab and locks everything*
You'll never take me alive, or dead!

BITCH I WILL

Oh yeah? You gotta answer my secret question to open the door!

Ughh nooo
I'll just shoot the place up instead

Uh oh. I forgot my walls were made of cardboard!

*shoots up the place*

What's the secret questions?

*Has a gun up to my throat*
Wait... may I have my final words

Rwby! Let him have his final words.

Fiiine

*looks up at you*
Spazz is one lucky guy with a body like yours
*accepts his death*

OH DEAR GOD *slits his throat and shoots him*

*clone fizzles out*
Hello! If you are hearing this, then congrats! You have successfully killed a clone of me. But the real me is still out there! Try again next time!

I WILL KILL THE REAL THING
JUST COME AT ME YOU COWARD

*meanwhile at grandma's house*
*Takes off grandma costume* heeheehee, what a fantastic night that was

What even
Why
Who has a grandma costume
What kinda Halloween stores sell those

The EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL halloween stores!

Mmhm..k bruh

I was just driven speechless by those last words
Holy fuck xD

I don't blame you o___o

Hey, I told you you were hot

It's very awkward to hear that tho

Accept the compliments xD

They're very weird compliments tho

But it's true

That's debatable

Actually, I can agree with Ew here

Ray,aren't you straight? XD

She'd go gay for you ;)

Oh dear lord

It's true

You don't know that!

@rayofsunshine
Would you go gay for rwby?

DON'T ASK HER THAT

I'm straight XD
But I know when people are attractive and I will point it out
And I don't think I would go straight for her. XD She has a hubby and she's like a sister so that would be weird af

XD exactly
Plus don't you have a hubby too? ;p

I don't really know xD

XD well if he's not your hubby yet,he definitely will be
I'll make sure of it :)

That's terrifying but thankshhh xD

XD it shouldn't terrify you!
Only your hubby :)
:) :) :) :)

But but but

No buts!

Butts are nice tho

Tru

I FINISHED BIOLOGY

YAYYYY

NO MORE MENOPAUSE

XD HOORAYYYY

METH TIME

OH LORD

MATHS I MEAN

MMMHM

I SWEAR

OOOKAY GURL

NO METH
EXCEPT METHYLATED SPIRITS FOR CHEMISTRY

AIGHT

HOWRE YOU RWBY

WELL
AT THE TIME YOU ASKED,I WAS PROBABLY TIRED AF AND ASLEEP
BUT NOW I'M AWAKE AND NEED CAFFEINE

TEAAA

I HAVE TEA

OMG SAME
I HAVE A PERFORMANXE NOW

NIIICE

I DOJT REMEMBER LYRIXS
IT IS A CHRISTIAN SONG
AHOULD I BREAK OUT INTO A MEME SONG

YAS,ALL THE MEME SONGS

YOU KNOW THE MINE SONG?

KINDA

I HAVE MADE A DEPRESSING DRAMATIC JAZZ VERSION
ANS WHENEVER MY BRO GETS SAD, I SING JT TO HIM
HE HATES IT

OMG HAHAHA

AZAZEL AZAZEL

WHO IS AZAEL

A DEMON

OHHH

HAHA IT WAS SO HOT
I AM SWEATING LIKE A HOOKER AT CHURCH

OH JEEZ XD

YOU REPLY SO FAST XD

XD I TYPE FAST AND THE WIFI HERE IS GOOD SO THAT'S WHY

I AM THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE CRI

POOR YOU D:

HOWS IT GOING?

IT'S GOING BORING XD

OH NO
I FEEL YOU BRUH

DAMN BRUH
BUT HEY AT LEAST I MIGHT BE BUYING THOSE FIGURINES I TOLD YOU ABOUT

OMGGG YAYAYYAYAYAYQ
THATS AWESKME

IF I BUY THEM I'LL TAKE PICS
SADLY THE FIGURINES HAVE NO FINGERS

CRYY
WE NEED FINGERINES

OH GOD THAT PUN WAS AMAZING

WHY THANK YOU XD
BUT SERIOUSLY FIGURINES ARE COOL

YASSS
BTW I'M PROBABLY ABOUT TO HIT MY COMMENT LIMIT

OH NO RIP
ANYWAYS I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TO FINISH CRI

DAMMIT
WELL GOOD LUCK WITH FINISHING IT

THANKS
ITS THAT SOXIAL MEDIA ONE

OHHH
THE ONE WITH BEN WHO TOTALLY ISN'T A HOE?

HAHAH YEP
THE ONE WHERE I HAD TO REMOVE BEN THE HOE

IF BEN WASN'T A HOE THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NECESSARY XD

BUT BEN IS A HOE XD
SO DAMN BEN

XD FUCK BEN

BUT DONT LET HIM FUCK YOU

EXACTLY

TRIPLE BLUFF REVERSE REVERSE PAYCHOLOGY

OH LORD

SO COMPLEX BEN

INDEED
HEY CAN WE GET ON CHATZY IN LIKE..10 MINUTES?

IF I AM STILL HERE, SURE!

YAAAYYY
I'M PROBABLY GONNA HIT MY COMMENT LIMIT SO CHATZY IS A NECESSITY XD

YEA OF COURSE
I SHALL COME THERE NOW

KK!