Not clickbait

Literally

Before I saw the picture, I thought it was going to be a sex joke.

That's what she said

Won't shock me, but he might feel it a bit.

I don't know whether to like this or leave it.

Is it in yet!?
Don't leave me in suspense!!1

(Sigh) the left "eye" of a plug is the common contact. Same as the ground so won't shock you at all. The "right" eye will give you a hard tingle in the U.S. (120 volt) and throw you to the floor in Europe (240 volt).