Each piece of bacon

I've never really eaten bacon

Lmfao we just YESTERDAY went grocery shopping. I plan the food out for the whole month what we will eat everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner. We only eat breakfast on the weekends. Saturday cearl sunday hot breafast. OK that in mind for 3 people for a WHOLE MONTH somehow we need 8 packs of bacon. Lmao. We are such a fat ass couple lol.

There's 285 years since 1732 times 365.25 days in a year, times 24 hours in a day, times 60 minutes in an hour, which is 149898600 minutes since 1732. That number divided by nine, 16655400, represents how many pieces of bacon you have eaten. So lets take that and assume you are 30. You are averaging 555180 pieces in a year. Now, setting aside 8 hours for sleep, thats around 1.5 every minute since you were born. Seems pretty reasonable actually

16,644,000 That's how many pieces of bacon you would have to eat minimum 21,374,400 that is how many assuming an average life span of 81 years and you we born this year so a maximum