Imagine if someone managed to do this in real life

NOOO

Rwby I'm gonna need you to hold still so I can finish tying you to this bear food trap

Bear food trap????? Oh hell naw

Yes now stay still I hear the bushes rustling

Rte nooo!

Rte yess
Now I'm gonna need you to stay completely still as I lasso this rope around the bear's neck and light it on fire

Lord help me rte

Lord is an excellent name for my new bear
Just gotta get my bucket of kerosene ready

Pls don't light bears on fire

Too late *hops on bear and rides through the forest*

RTE NO

RTE YES

I SAID NO

SO??

SOOO I'M VERY SMART,SO YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME

I AM OLDER AND THEREFORE WISER
I ALSO NOW POSSESS A FLAME BEAR SO WHO'S THE REAL WINNER HERE

OLDER DOES NOT MEAN WISER

SAYS WHO

SAYS I

PFFT SO WHAT

SOOO YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN

PFFT BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT

WELL YES,BUT I CAN HELP PREVENT MOST BAD THINGS

CAN YOU??

MAYBE

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT BUT FIRST HOLD ON TO THIS

HOLD ON TO WHAT

Don't worry about it just take it

I don't trust you rte

You gotta
Now take this

Fiiiiine

Okay now I'm just gonna light this fuse and run away *flicks open lighter*

You scare me girl

Then that means I'm doing my job right

That's debatable

Is it though

Yes

I don't think so

Well I do

Well that won't be much of a problem because *boom* the bomb I handed you just exploded. Therefore, your argument is invalid

Goddammit rte

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