What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo except for grass

The beelzebub carnation one made me laugh.

You touch my Tra la la

Two bees talking:
"there are 22 letters in the alphabet"
"no there are 26"
"oh right I forgot u r a b"
"that's funny because I am a bee"
"me too thanks"
"me too thanks"